admin's Quotes

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My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.

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There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.

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To err is human, to forgive divine.

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Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.

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An intellectual is a person who has discovered something more interesting than sex.

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Most human beings have an almost infinite capacity for taking things for granted.

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A modest little person, with much to be modest about.

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He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.

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